Maybe Babe

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jardya: So true. Every time.[x]

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jardya:

So true. Every time.
[x]

thattwatdeziree: velved: Awesome art prints: “Slaughterhouse...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:52:59 -0400

thattwatdeziree:

velved:

Awesome art prints: “Slaughterhouse Starlets” by Keith P. Rein

The Zooey one tho omg

dave-stridenchilada: What makes me happyfills me up with...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:52:00 -0400

dave-stridenchilada:

What makes me happy
fills me up with glee
those bones in my jaw
that don’t have a flaw

My shiny teeth and me.

got bored
found red shwearshirt
became chip skylark

k3tamine: salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:51:22 -0400

k3tamine:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

loungezombie: gatiss: lastofthetimeladies: breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:50:22 -0400

loungezombie:

gatiss:

lastofthetimeladies:

breakfastatbequiettiffany:

bawbag:

In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin

This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written

In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin

In primary school when crikey mate barbecue hugh jackman schooner arvo creek billabong kangaroo drop bear bin

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John Harrison

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:47:01 -0400

John Harrison

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sherlocked-on-the-phone: jabberwockyx: queenofbaws: theanniepl...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:48:55 -0400

sherlocked-on-the-phone:

jabberwockyx:

queenofbaws:

theannieplanet:

im laughing so hard

We call him Benadryl Cinnamonbun. Has a nice ring to it.

I love this. I could spend hours doing this. ~~Sometimes I do.~~

Benadryl Cinnamonbun is my favorite, but I gotta say I’m rather fond of Bendydick Crimplyback too.

Snickerdoodle Chittybangbang omg

the-wolstenass: me every morning

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:35:27 -0400

the-wolstenass:

me every morning

stuartsometimes: I’m not a morning person I’m not even an afternoon person I pretty much start...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:26:54 -0400

stuartsometimes:

I’m not a morning person

I’m not even an afternoon person

I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm

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"I’m just thinking about my life right now, the way its swirling around into a big colorful stew of..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:03:49 -0400

“I’m just thinking about my life right now, the way its swirling around into a big colorful stew of “what the fuck.””

- My Aquarius friend (via scurrilousscorpios)

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hiddlestonfan: jade-coloured-scales: tomhiddleston-gifs: This...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:50:04 -0400

hiddlestonfan:

jade-coloured-scales:

tomhiddleston-gifs:

This jaw movement seems terribly familiar…

//BWAHAHAHA, this means he was in character

The one of Loki looks so freaking creepy, though!